wElL dAaAaAaAmN.
It’S BeEn A MoThErFuCkInG WhIlE.
hOw yOu aLl uP aNd dOiNg, TaVbRo?
ironic—knight liked your post: On your bed sits a box and a card. The card is very corny and has only a pre written message inside about the miracle of christmas. Inside the box is a handmade coupon book with a note saying that they can only be used if he guesses who its from. What an asshole secret santa.
i mOtHeRfUcKiNg kNeW iT wAs yOu, BrO.
no you mOtHeRfUcKiNg didnt
because its not me
being an asshole isnt cool
its not my thing
i dOn’T tHiNk i aLl uP aNd lIkE yOuR aTtItUdE.
YoU SuRe ThAt’S NoT YoUr MoThErFuCkInG ThInG?
bEcAuSe yOu’Re sOmE mOtHeRfUckInG nAtUrAl aT tAkInG pArT iN aSsHoLeRy.
ironic—knight liked your post: On your bed sits a box and a card. The card is very corny and has only a pre written message inside about the miracle of christmas. Inside the box is a handmade coupon book with a note saying that they can only be used if he guesses who its from. What an asshole secret santa.
i mOtHeRfUcKiNg kNeW iT wAs yOu, BrO.
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@Gamzee
TA: oh god are you glubbiing 2eriiou2.
TA: fuck fuck fuck a 2hiity human quack bea2t.
TA: how doe2 everybody 2uddenly know what the fuck.
TA: and yeah ii gue22 they diid ju2t 2hut up about iit okay.
TA: 2o do you know anythiing ii can do gam?
TA: becau2e everythiing 2uck2 riight now.
TC: iT’s rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg oBvIoUs!
TC: UnFoRtUnAtElY FeF EvEn KnOwS. :o/
TC: eVeRyThInG iS wHaT yOu mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAkE iT.
TC: FiNd ThE BlEsSiNgS In ThIs ShIt.
@Gamzee
TA: ok fiine iim beliieviing iin miiracle2
TA: am ii 2uppo2ed two feel any diiferent liike 2ome random change iin my 2hiity liife
TA: becau2e ii dont know iif iit2 workiing
TA: 2hut up howd you even know that ii wa2 flu2hed for her
TA: can we not talk about my feeliing2 iit2 kiinda a 2ubject that iid liike to completely fuckiing avoiid
TA: and ii doe2nt matter
TA: ii ju2t want her to be happy wiith thii2
TA: becau2e iit2 already a miiracle that ii can even touch her normally
TA: iit2 liike 2he2 half gho2t half troll or whatever the fuck iit 2hould be
TC: sHiT jUsT dOeSn’T hApPeN lIkE tHaT, BrO.
TC: yOu gOtTa hOnE yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg pAtIeNcE.
TC: I ThInK EvErYbOdY KnOwS ThAt, tHoUgh, SoLbRo.
TC: aReN’t yOuR fEeLiNgS wHaT bRoUghT yOu tO mE iN tHe fIrSt pLaCe? :o)
TC: SeE?
TC: mIrAcLeS aLrEaDy.
@Gamzee
TA: iid do anythiing for thii2 man 2hiit
TA: miiracle2 are the only thiing ii can fuckiing thiink of
TA: thii2 ii2 liike a la2t re2ort
TA: ii dont know what the fuck el2e ii can do about thii2
TA: hone2tly iit2 2uch a 2tupiid fuckiing thiing two want but there2 nothiing el2e ii can even thiink of
TC: wHoA, SoLbRo.
TC: yOu cAn’T fUcKiNg tHiNk mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLeS aRe sTuPiD oR tHeY wOn’T aLl uP aNd wOrk fOr a bRoThEr.
TC: ShOw SoMe MoThErFuCkInG FaItH. :o)
TC: bEsIdEs, If YoU’rE ALl Up AnD FlUsHeD FoR ArAdIa ShIt ShOuLdN’t MaTtEr.
TC: lOvE, MaN.
TC: tHaT’s wHaT tHeSe hUmAnS cAlL iT.
TC: ShIt’S LiMiTlEsS.
@Gamzee
TC: yO sOlbRo. :o)
TC: Of MoThErFuCkInG CoUrSe ThEy WoRk EvErYtImE.
TC: i dOn’T sPiT aNyThInG fAlSe, My BrOtHeR.
TC: tElL mE wHaT’s gOiNg oN.TA: good fuckiing awe2ome
TA: well ii dont liike talkiing about all thii2 feeliing 2hiit but
TA: ii2 there any 2ort of miiracle that can make aradiia any 2ort of aliive
TA: or older or 2omethiing
TA: becau2e ii feel liike a fuckiing creep
TC: oH sHiT. :o(
TC: UhHhHhHh….
TC: i rEaLlY wAnT tO hElP yOu oUt wItH tHiS, BrO.
TC: i’M gOiNg tO dO eVeRy mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHiNg i aM aLl uP aNd cApAbLe oF.
TC: YoU GotTa ReAlLy MoThErFuCkInG BeLiEvE In MiRaClEs FoR Me.
@Gamzee
- twinArmageddons [TA] has began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] -
TA: hey gam
TA: do your 2tupiid miiracle2 actually work every tiime
TA: becau2e ii could really u2e a whole fuckiing box of them riight about now
TA: al2o ii hope you diidnt kiick 2triider2 a22 two badly
TA: ii ju2t briibed hiim two do iit becau2e ii wa2 bu2y tryiing two fuckiing thiink of 2omethiing two do about thii2 me22
TC: yO sOlbRo. :o)
TC: Of MoThErFuCkInG CoUrSe ThEy WoRk EvErYtImE.
TC: i dOn’T sPiT aNyThInG fAlSe, My BrOtHeR.
TC: tElL mE wHaT’s gOiNg oN.
@Gamzee
Tavros grinned at his friend, still blissfully unaware of Gamzee’s issues with sopor slime. As far as he was concerned, he was still the spacey, happy-go-lucky weird clown he’d always been. While Tav spent a lot of time in the respiteblock (“dorm,” he reminded himself), he didn’t see much of either of his two roommates. He figured Gamzee was probably out having some vague great time, and he honestly had no idea where Sollux was. He’d probably said two words to him since his arrival. While it was nice having the space to himself, especially since his bulky four-wheel device tended to get in the way when there were three of them, it was a little lonely. He didn’t even have Tinkerbull to keep him company.
“Aha, awesome! When you you want to, uh, go? I’m pretty much free all the time… But I know you’re busy, I think, so whenever you want would definitely be the best time.”
Gamzee smiled softly at his friend. He wished he spent more time with Tavros, but he wouldn’t be able to live with himself if he put him in any jeopardy. Gamzee felt so guilty leaving Tavros alone, though. As he grinned on the outside, he was internally quite upset. There had to be a way to fix this.
“We can go now if you all up and want to,” he said. “I’m really not that motherfucking busy ever.”
He wanted to confide in Tavros so badly, but he didn’t want to worry him either. This whole situation made his chest ache.
With a sigh, Gamzee walked behind Tavros and gripped the handles of his four-wheeled device.
